I know I shouldn't check the stats or "audience engagement" page of this blog but sometimes I can't help it. When I check it, I see certain days when there is a spike in views. A "spike" in this case is defined as several hundred views in a single day.
I wonder what's at play here. Is this someone randomly stumbling upon my blog and binging on it? Is it some automated bot being treated as a real human by Google analytics?
I have no idea. The mystery is fun I guess. I take comfort in the fact that someone potentially found me interesting enough to view hundreds of my posts in a single sitting. I'm flattered. It isn't a feeling I experience often. So when I get a taste of it, I find every excuse to enjoy it.
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